Man, let me tell y'all something. Quandale Dingle ain't never got a fair shake in this world. They always be pointing fingers at me, accusing me of all sorts of nonsense. But I'm here to set the record straight.
First off, let's talk about that time they said I had battered a police officer. Like come on now, do I look like the type to go around beating up cops? Nah man, that ain't my style. But they didn't care about the truth, they just wanted someone to blame.
And then there was that whole grand theft debacle. Yeah sure, maybe I borrowed a few things without asking first but it ain't like I was trying to steal nothing! People just don't understand my intentions sometimes.
Oh and don't even get me started on when they accused me of declaring war on Italy! Like seriously? Me starting an international incident? That's just plain ridiculous. But did anyone bother listening to my side of the story? Nope.
And as for public indecency... well okay maybe that one is true but hey, who hasn't gotten caught with their pants down once or twice in their life?
But despite all these accusations and run-ins with the law, deep down inside I'm still that same happy-go-lucky kid from way back when. My family may have some crazy names (I mean come on now - Bartholomew Dinglenut?), but we stick together through thick and thin.
So yeah, maybe society sees quandale dingle as a troublemaker or a criminal mastermind - but at the end of the day all I am is just another civilian trying to make his way in this crazy world.
Innocent until proven guilty? Ha! Not for quandale dingle apparently.