Hey there, Inklings and Octolings! Specs here, ready to spill some Inkopolis gossip that's been weighing heavy on my mind. Today, I want to talk about Gloves - yeah, you know the one. The guy who struts around like he owns the place and always has something arrogant to say.
The Arrogance of Gloves
I just can't stand it when Gloves starts going off about how amazing he is at turf war or how many fans he has. Like seriously dude, we get it, you're good at what you do. But does that mean you have to rub it in our faces all the time? It's not a competition every single minute of every day.
Ignoring Others' Accomplishments
What really grinds my gears is how Gloves never seems to acknowledge anyone else's achievements. Remember when Stealth Goggles made that epic play last week? Yeah well guess who was too busy talking about his own triumphs to even notice? That's right - Mr. Ego himself.
Annoying Habits Galore
And don't even get me started on his annoying habits during battles. He'll be shouting orders like he’s leading an army or trying way too hard to show off with fancy moves that usually end up getting him splatted anyway.
Jealousy Creeping In
I hate admitting this but deep down inside me there’s a tiny bit of jealousy towards him as well... Sometimes I wish I had half the confidence he does so effortlessly exude (even if most of it comes from arrogance). But then again maybe being humble isn’t such a bad thing after all?
So there you have it folks - my thoughts on why Gloves gets under my skin more than any other squid or octopus in Inkopolis Plaza. Let me know your thoughts in the comments below! And remember: stay fresh out there!
Until next time, Specs