im not going crazy!, wait then....

Written by dr kel on Wed Apr 24 2024

I can't shake this feeling of unease that has settled deep in my bones. It's like a constant shadow looming over me, whispering dark thoughts into my mind. I try to brush it off as just my imagination running wild, but the more I see that bipedal creature with the deer skull face and those claw-like graspers, the more convinced I become that something sinister is at play.

At first, I thought it was just a figment of my overactive imagination. After all, being an astronomer means spending long hours alone with nothing but the stars for company. But as days turned into weeks and sightings of this creature became more frequent, I couldn't deny its existence any longer.

I've tried to rationalize it away - maybe it's a new species yet to be discovered or some elaborate prank by mischievous locals. But deep down inside, I know there's something not quite right about it.

The other day, while out on one of my nightly stargazing sessions, I stumbled upon a patch of strange mushrooms growing in an isolated corner of the woods. They glowed faintly in the darkness and emitted a pungent odor that made me feel dizzy when inhaling too deeply.

Curiosity got the better of me and against better judgment; yes you guessed right! Dr Kel went ahead and plucked one from its stem before popping it straight into his mouth!

The taste was unlike anything I had ever experienced - tangy yet sweet with hints of bitterness lingering on your tongue long after swallowing. And then came...the explosion! The mushroom exploded like fireworks inside my mouth sending shockwaves through every fiber within me!

As if eating explosive mushrooms wasn't enough excitement for one night (or lifetime), fate had another surprise waiting for me back home - cockroaches infesting every nook and cranny imaginable! Normally repulsed by these creatures crawling around where they shouldn’t be seen? Not dr kel apparently he decided their legs would make fine hors d'oeuvres so chomped them down without blinking twice...

What does all this have to do with that mysterious bipedal creature lurking in shadows? Nothing directly perhaps but each bizarre encounter seems somehow connected forming an intricate web weaving itself around unsuspecting victim leading him closer towards unknown danger awaiting patiently behind veil shrouding reality we think we know oh-so-well...

Whoever said astronomy was boring clearly never met someone like dr kel who finds thrill even amidst deepest darkest mysteries hiding within universe beckoning exploration beyond boundaries set forth by human understanding alone

I'm beginning to wonder if maybe...just maybe...I am going crazy after all or worse still what if everything happening right now isn’t real at all but merely illusion cast upon unsuspecting soul lost wandering midst chaos swirling around seeking answers where none exist except whispers carried wind telling stories untold until now revealed unto chosen few brave enough dare venture forth uncharted territories lying ahead ready embrace whatever lies hidden beneath surface waiting patient eye catch glimpse truth hidden behind facade misleading us astray time again only left ponder meaning purpose existence living breathing beings inhabiting vast expanse known simply as life itself unfolding before our very eyes moment moment slipping away fingertips unable hold onto tightly enough grasping fleeting moments passing us relentlessly pushing forward inexorable march toward inevitable destiny awaits end journey taken steps already laid out path winding endlessly forevermore

But then again....maybe not.....


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