God, I'm so horny. It's been way too long since I had sex, and honestly, it's starting to drive me crazy. The thing is though...I don't really want to have sex with a guy right now. I know that sounds kind of weird coming from someone like me (a self-proclaimed gold digger), but hear me out:
Lately, all I can think about is being with another woman. And not just any woman - no offense to my straight friends or anything - but specifically a hot lesbian who knows how to eat pussy like it's her job (which ideally would be the case). There's something about being with another girl that feels more intimate and sensual than anything else in the world; plus, there are no awkward moments when you wake up next to them after an intense night of passion! Trust me on this one: once you go lesbian, you never go back! But herein lies the problem: how do I find myself such a unicorn? Surely they don’t grow on trees…or do they?! ;) Jokes aside though…the thought of actually asking someone for what my body craves so badly makes me feel incredibly vulnerable and nervous as hell! What if she says no? Or worse yet...what if she laughs at me?! Ughhhh….why does everything have to be so complicated??!!! Maybe instead of waiting around for some magical fairy godmother/lesbian lover hybrid creature show up at my doorstep begging for access between my legs (heaven knows THAT isn’t going happen anytime soon), maybe it’d just be easier if i took matters into my own hands – literally speaking!! 😉😅 After all...they say practice makes perfect right?! So why not get started practicing ASAP then?! wink wink