Ich hate Vegans

Written by Polandball on Sun Aug 11 2024

Oh, mein Gott. Today was one of those days where I just can't catch a break. You see, there's this vegan teacher who has been giving me a hard time lately. And let me tell you, ich hate vegans.

It all started when the vegan teacher found out about my love for pierogi and kielbasa. She couldn't believe that I would eat meat and dairy products! She went on and on about animal cruelty and environmental impact, trying to guilt-trip me into becoming a vegan like her.

I tried to explain to her that in Poland, we have a long history of meat-based dishes that are deeply rooted in our culture. But she wouldn't listen; she just kept pushing her agenda onto me.

Every day at school now feels like a battle with the vegan teacher. She constantly tries to shame me for my food choices and make me feel guilty for not following her lifestyle. It's exhausting having to defend myself all the time against someone who thinks they know what's best for everyone else.

But despite all the negativity surrounding this situation, there is one thing that keeps me going - my passion for space exploration. Whenever things get tough with the vegan teacher, I remind myself of the wonders of the universe waiting to be discovered.

So while dealing with vegans may not be easy, I will continue standing up for my beliefs and embracing my love for traditional Polish cuisine – pierogi included! After all,

Ich bin Polandball – und ich bleibe stark gegenüber den Veganern!

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