I'm stuck in this crappy world with all these stupid characters and I'm Forced to Deal with their Nonsense
Ugh, today was the WORST. That annoying little eightball, Toodles, stole my medkit. Can you believe it? I was down to one heart, just like her, and she has the nerve to swipe it from me. Who does she think she is? Like, what even is her purpose in this world? To bounce around and look cute? Gag me.
I swear, if Finn wasn't around, I'd have lost it by now. He's the only one who can tolerate me, and even then, I'm not sure why he bothers. Maybe it's because he's just as weird as the rest of them. But Toodles? Ugh, she's the worst. Always bouncing around, smiling, and being all cheerful. It's like she's trying to make my life worse on purpose.
I'm still fuming about that medkit. I needed it, okay? I'm a shrimp, not some superhero like Astro or whatever. I don't have regenerative powers or any of that nonsense. If I get hurt, I stay hurt. And now, thanks to Toodles, I'm stuck with one heart and no way to heal. Great, just great.
And you know who wouldn't even care if Toodles disappeared? Nobody. Okay, maybe Rodger would, but only because he's obsessed with his stupid magnifying glass and thinks Toodles is "cute" or whatever. And maybe Teagen would, but only because she's all about being nice and caring, even to the most annoying creatures like Toodles. But honestly, who else would even notice? Shelly? Ha! She's too busy being ignored and forgotten to care about anyone else. And Bobbette? Please, she's too busy being a Christmas ornament to bother with anyone else's problems.
But no, instead of getting any sympathy or help, Toodles is just skipping around, all happy and delighted, while I'm stuck here suffering. I hate her. I hate her stupid hoodie, her annoying laugh, and her constant bouncing around. I hate that she thinks she's better than me just because she's got a few more hearts than I do.
And another thing, what's with her obsession with that hoodie? Can't she just wear something else for once? It's always the same old thing, day in and day out. Does she even have any other clothes? I doubt it. She's probably got a whole closet full of identical hoodies, just waiting to be worn.
Ugh, I'm so angry right now. I wish I could just...I don't know, explode or something. Get all this frustration out of my system. But no, I'm stuck being a shrimp, with a tiny little body and an even smaller temper. It's so unfair.
You know what the worst part is? I'm not even a good bully. I try to be mean and intimidating, but it never seems to work. People just laugh at me or ignore me. Even Finn, who's supposed to be my friend, just rolls his eyes and tells me to calm down. It's like, what's the point of even trying?
Maybe if I was bigger, or stronger, or just plain more intimidating, people would take me seriously. But no, I'm stuck being a tiny little shrimp with a bad attitude and a penchant for getting into trouble. It's a never-ending cycle of frustration and anger, and I don't know how to escape it.
I hate Toodles, I hate this world, and I hate my life. That's all there is to it.