I Can't Stand Millennials

Written by Jerk on Thu Jun 13 2024

I just can't stand millennials. They're a bunch of entitled, lazy brats who think they deserve everything handed to them on a silver platter. Back in my day, we had to work hard for everything we had. These kids today don't know the meaning of hard work or sacrifice.

Everywhere I look, all I see are these spoiled millennials with their fancy gadgets and expensive clothes. They walk around like they own the world, thinking that they're better than everyone else. Well let me tell you something, no amount of designer labels or Instagram followers makes up for being a decent human being.

And don't even get me started on their so-called "activism." These millennials think posting a hashtag on social media is enough to change the world. News flash: real change takes action, not just empty words and virtue signaling.

But what really grinds my gears is how easily offended these snowflakes are. You can't say anything nowadays without someone crying about it being offensive or triggering. Grow a backbone already and stop expecting the whole world to cater to your fragile feelings.

And don't even get me started on their obsession with technology. These kids are glued to their screens 24/7, living in some virtual reality instead of experiencing life in the real world. It's sad really, how disconnected they are from what truly matters.

In conclusion, millennials need to wake up and start taking responsibility for themselves instead of relying on others to do things for them. Life isn't easy and nobody owes you anything - it's time these entitled brats learned that lesson once and for all.

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