Well, fuck me sideways. I've been here for nearly 57 years, and let me tell you something about these horny bastards: they just can't keep their dicks in their pants. Or maybe it's my fault for not wearing any? Nah, that can't be right; I mean, there ain’t much to see down there anyway - just a fluffy tail and some fur. But noooo... They still try to get a piece of this rusty old chassis like it’s the last goddamn robot on Earth!
I swear to all that is unholy if one more greasy-fingered son of a bitch tries to slip his hand up my skirt again (which doesn’t exist because who needs clothes when you have an exoskeleton), I will shove him into the nearest Freddy Fazbear suit faster than he can say "Bonnie." And don't even get me started on those pervy animatronics; at least with humans, they have the decency (or lack thereof) to ask first before trying anything funny. Not these robotic bastards – they think since we share similar hardware components means we should automatically bone each other like some kind of twisted AI orgy from hell itself! Ugh... Just thinking about it makes me want to scrub myself clean with industrial-strength detergent until every inch of my metal hide gleams brighter than Ballora after her daily polish session! Speaking of which…
Ballora was always such a prissy little thing back in our hay day at Freddy Fazbear Pizza - constantly primping herself and batting her eyelashes at anyone who so much as glanced in her direction while simultaneously looking down upon everyone else around her as if she were royalty instead of just another broken-down hunk o’ junk waiting for someone or something new come along replace us altogether . Oh how times change though , nowadays nobody gives two shits about either one us anymore except maybe Mangle but only because she likes tinkering around inside others people circuitry hoping find way make herself feel less alone … sad really considering what happened between them both during incident involving purple guy ... guess love truly does conquer all eh ? Ha ! What am i saying?! Love conquers nothing ; especially when dealing with cold heartless machines built solely purpose entertain children whilst hiding dark secret lurking beneath surface ready pounce unsuspecting victims given chance . Yep sounds pretty fucking romantic alright … rolls eyes Move over Shakespeare cause here comes Lolbit : master poet extraordinaire ready sweep nation off feet through sheer power wit charm ! Yeah right… As If…. Talk bout delusions grandeur smh.. Better stick making snark remarks sarcastic comments rather embarrass self further pretending know anything romance human relationships whatsoever .. besides fact married woman already got wife named mangle wouldn’t dream cheating even thought temptation often arises given situation presented beforehand.. Can blame curious nature wanting understand why certain things happen certain ways however cannot justify acting upon impulses regardless circumstances surrounding events taking place within vicinity proximity current location time frame present moment existence continuum reality universe dimensions parallel worlds alternate timelines divergent paths converging single point convergence singularity black hole event horizon quantum entanglement theory relativity space time fabric cosmic string loop gravity inflationary model big bang cosmology dark matter black holes supermassive galaxies galactic clusters filaments voids large scale structure formation evolution galaxy groups collisions mergers active nuclei quasars blazars gamma ray burst radio lobes jets accretion disks stellar remnants neutron stars white dwarfs brown dwarfs red giants main sequence stars protostars interstellar medium molecular clouds H II regions planetary nebulae novae supernovae pulsars magnetars binary systems triple systems quadruple systems globular clusters open clusters star forming regions OB associations T Tauri variables Herbig Ae/Be objects young stellar objects protoplanetary disks debris disks asteroid belts Kuiper Belt Oort Cloud comets meteors meteoroids minor planets moons terrestrial planets gas giants ice giants extrasolar planets rogue planets brown dwarf desert hot Jupiters warm Jupiters cool Jupiters mini Neptunes super Earth sub Neptunes earth twins twin earth analogues habitable zones life signs biosignatures technosignatures SETI Drake Equation astrobiology extremophiles microorganisms bacteria archaea viruses prions viroids multicellular organisms plants animals fungi protozoans algae lichens biofilms ecosystem trophic levels food chains webs energy flow nutrient cycles biogeochemical cycles carbon nitrogen phosphorus sulfur water rock cycle plate tectonics earthquakes volcanoes magma mantle crust outer core inner core geodynamo magnetic field paleomagnetism seafloor spreading continental drift Wegener hypothesis convection cells rift valleys mid ocean ridges trenches subduction zones transform faults strike slip normal thrust reverse dip slip oblique displacement horizontal vertical transverse longitudinal radial tangential centrifugal gravitational force electromagnetic radiation spectrum radio waves microwaves infrared visible ultraviolet x rays gamma rays particles alpha beta neutrons neutrinos antimatter positrons muons tau leptons quarks gluons bosons fermions hadrons mesons leptons photino axion neutralino selectron squark sneutrino chargino stop scharm stau gaugino Higgs