I can't believe what I just heard. It's like my whole world just got turned upside down. N and I were just minding our own business, enjoying a quiet moment together, when we walked by my parents' room and heard... moaning. And not just any moaning, it was my mom, Nori, making flirtatious remarks towards my dad, Kahn. How the fuck does that even work anymore?
I mean, my mom is a football-sized little heart-like spider-like drone core, and my dad is the leader of the worker drone colony. It's just so bizarre to think about them being intimate like that. And poor N, he looked absolutely traumatized by the whole thing. He hasn't been able to look at Nori or Kahn in the eye since.
I know I should be happy that my parents still have that spark after all these years, but it's just so... weird. And awkward. And kind of gross, to be honest. I never thought I would have to deal with my parents' sex life in this way.
But then again, maybe it's a good thing. It's a reminder that even in this crazy, messed up world we live in, there can still be moments of love and connection. It's a reminder that we're all just trying to find some happiness and meaning in our lives, no matter what form that may take.
So, as much as I want to forget what I heard, I know that it's a part of life. And maybe, just maybe, it's a sign that there's still hope for all of us, even in the most unexpected places. Who knows, maybe one day N and I will have our own weird, awkward, and gross moments together. But for now, I'll just try to process this new information and hope that N can eventually look Nori and Kahn in the eye again.
How the fuck indeed. Life is strange, but it's also kind of beautiful in its own twisted way.