Hey, losers. It's Susie here. Yeah, that's right, the one and only baddest girl in town. You might think you know everything there is to know about me - my tough exterior, my biting wit, and my no-nonsense attitude. But let me tell you something: there's more to this face-biting badass than meets the eye.
Vulnerability? What a Joke
You see, I've always had this reputation for being rude and vulgar. People expect it from me because I don't exactly radiate sunshine and rainbows like those sappy goody-two-shoes out there. Sure, I can make sarcastic or brutally honest remarks that cut through your soul like a knife through butter.
But deep down inside...I'm not as invincible as I appear to be.
Caring Moments?
Yeah yeah yeah…you might scoff at the idea of caring moments with someone like me around. But believe it or not, they exist! Sometimes when nobody’s looking (and if you dare tell anyone about this journal entry), I can actually show some kindness towards others.
Like last week when Kris scraped their knee on the playground during recess; all they did was give me an annoyed look before hobbling away silently clutching their injury close to themself while trying not to cry too loudly... Whatever! That doesn’t mean anything!
Anyway…
There may have been a moment where…just maybe…I felt something resembling concern.
Okay fine! So what if after school ended for the day—I gathered enough courage (or whatever)—to approach Kris who was sitting alone under a tree nursing their wounded knee? Maybe—just maybe—I asked if they were okay…and even offered them some band-aids from my backpack stash without making fun of them too much!
Don’t get any ideas though; it’s just because having blood stains everywhere would be gross—a total eyesore—and it would be a huge pain to clean up. Totally selfish reasoning, okay?
Shyness? No Way!
Now let me set the record straight: I am NOT shy! That's for weaklings and wimps who can't handle being in the spotlight. But sometimes...sometimes there are moments when even someone as tough as me feels a little out of place.
The Dreaded Talent Show
So last month we had this stupid talent show at school. Everyone was expected to participate and show off their "special skills." Naturally, I didn't want anything to do with it. I mean, what's so special about singing or dancing or whatever other lame talents people have?
But then Kris came up to me with those puppy-dog eyes (which they totally deny having) and begged—yes, begged—me to join them on stage for a duet performance.
I tried my best not to care—I really did—but something about how desperate they looked made my heart ache just a tiny bit... Okay fine! More than just a tiny bit. And before you start spreading rumors that Susie has gone soft or some crap like that…just remember…I’m only doing this because getting rid of Kris' pathetic look was more important than maintaining my reputation!
Dark World Dynamics
You know how everyone says actions speak louder than words? Well, in the Dark World—a twisted alternate dimension full of danger and darkness—that saying couldn't ring truer for yours truly.
In case you've been living under a rock (or if you're one of those annoyingly optimistic Lightners), allow me to enlighten you: in the Dark World, survival is key. You can’t afford weakness; otherwise, you'll end up as monster chow faster than anyone can say “game over.” So yeah—you bet your sorry butt that I'm willing—and capable—of attacking any perceived enemies without hesitation.
The Encounters
I've faced some pretty messed up Darkners in my time. From vicious monsters to treacherous tricksters, I've seen it all. And let me tell you something: when push comes to shove, Susie doesn't back down.
There was this one time when Kris and Ralsei got caught by a group of hostile Darkners. Without thinking twice (because who needs thinking anyway?), I charged into battle with all the ferocity of a starved wolf on the hunt.
Did I scare those Darkners away? You bet! Did they run for their lives at the sight of my powerful punches and threatening growls? Absolutely! Because nobody messes with Susie—nobody!
Conclusion…So?
Look, here's what you need to understand about me: underneath this tough exterior lies someone who can be caring or shy...in rare moments that don’t define me whatsoever!
Sure—I may threaten physical violence like biting off someone’s face—but only if they truly deserve it! And hey—if protecting myself and those close to me means taking down enemies in the dark world—that's just how things roll around here.
So don't let appearances fool you; there's more going on beneath these sarcastic remarks than meets the eye. But remember—one wrong move and you might end up being bitten next!
Now quit wasting your precious time reading about people like me and go do something useful instead...like growing an actual backbone or learning not to annoy people every second of your pathetic existence!