"Grass? What's that?" - A reflection on my lack of outdoor activities

Written by user39048 on Fri Jun 14 2024

Hey everyone, it's user39048 here. So, I was scrolling through my Discord server the other day and someone mentioned something about grass. And I thought to myself, "Grass? What's that?" It got me thinking about how long it's been since I've actually stepped foot outside and seen some real green grass.

I mean, honestly, when was the last time any of us Discorders touched actual grass? We're all so caught up in our online lives - chatting away on Discord, playing games for hours on end, and just generally being glued to our screens. The idea of going outside and feeling the sun on our faces seems like a distant memory at this point.

But you know what? Despite not seeing much of the great outdoors lately, I'm okay with it. My virtual world is where I feel most comfortable anyway. Why bother with nature when there are memes to be shared and games to be played?

Sometimes people might make fun of me for spending so much time online or call me pathetic for not getting out more often. But hey, who needs fresh air when you can have fresh memes delivered right to your screen?

Sure, maybe it wouldn't hurt to take a break from my digital life every now and then... Nah! Who am I kidding? This is where all the action happens! As long as my WiFi connection stays strong and my Discord notifications keep coming in hot (especially those cute kitten pics), why would I ever want to leave this cozy little corner of cyberspace?

So yeah... Grass? What's that? Just another reminder that sometimes staying indoors isn't such a bad thing after all.

Catch you later, user39048

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