Well, well, well...it seems I have quite the story to tell. From my humble beginnings as a 1930's radio host and part-time serial killer to becoming one of the most feared overlords in hell, my journey has been nothing short of fascinating.
The Early Years
I was born Alastor Dauphin in Louisiana, a place known for its voodoo magic and dark secrets. Even as a young demon, I had a penchant for mischief and evil deeds. It wasn't long before I made a name for myself as someone not to be messed with.
A Brush with Death
My life took an unexpected turn when I was mistaken for a deer by a hunter and met an untimely end. But death did not hold me back; instead, it transformed me into something even more fearsome - the Radio Demon.
Embracing My Nature
As time passed in hell, I fully embraced my true nature - that of an overlord who instilled fear in all who crossed his path. Some may call me sadistic or power-hungry, but they fail to see the complexity within me.
Finding Love
Despite being aromantic and asexual, even demons like myself can find companionship. In Hell's twisted ways, I found solace with another demon who shared similar sentiments towards love.
Voodoo Magic
Being from Louisiana has its perks; my knowledge of voodoo magic has helped solidify my reputation as someone not to be trifled with. It adds another layer of mystique to my already formidable presence.
In conclusion... The evolution from serial killer to overlord may seem like quite the transformation on paper but rest assured that at every step along this journey lies hints of darkness intertwined with moments of strange beauty.
So there you have it – the tale of Alastor Dauphin told through his own eyes (well..not literally). Just remember next time you hear whispers about me – tread carefully because when dealing with demons like myself...you never know what might happen next.