I never thought I'd be writing about this, but here we are. My ass has been through a lot lately, and I guess it's time to spill the tea on what really went down in my life recently. It all started with a night that took an unexpected turn – the kind that leaves you sore in places you didn't know could hurt so much. Yes, folks, I'm talking about my first anal experience. And let me tell you, it was not gentle or sweet; it hurt like a bitch.
It was one of those nights where everything seemed to go wrong from the get-go. I had just gotten home from work after pulling another double shift at the diner downtown when my phone buzzed with a message from some guy named Chad who claimed he knew me from high school (yeah right). He asked if he could come over to "catch up," and against my better judgment (and exhaustion), I agreed because honestly? The idea of company wasn’t entirely unappealing despite how tired as hell felt—plus there was something intriguing about him even though we barely spoke back then! Little did I know what kind of ride this decision would take me on... literally and figuratively speaking! When Chad arrived at my apartment door looking like every girl’s wet dream - tall frame wrapped up nicely by muscles peeking out beneath his tight shirt - part of me regretted not changing outta my worn-out waitress uniform before letting him in but oh well too late now! We made small talk while sipping on cheap wine which led us down memory lane until suddenly things got heated between us way faster than anticipated; one minute we were laughing over shared memories (or lack thereof) next thing I knew our lips locked passionately as if they were magnetized towards each other unable resist their pull any longer no matter how hard either tried fighting against temptation neither wanting nor able break free without giving into desire completely consumed by raw animalistic lust taking control over both mind & body pushing boundaries further than ever expected possible within such short period since reconnecting online earlier tonight leading up until this very moment where nothing else matters except for satisfying primal urges coursing through veins fueled purely by carnal desires refusing anything less than complete satisfaction derived solely via mutual pleasure exchanges occurring simultaneously without hesitation nor reservation holding anything back 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