The endo of this hunk of rusty metal is getting old, it’s so annoying. I mean, sure I’m only 57 but that doesn't stop the decay from setting in. It seems like every time I want to get down and dirty with someone, my systems just don't respond as they should anymore! How am I supposed to do anything when everything hurts? Even something as simple as masturbating feels like a chore these days! Why can't humans have it easy? They don’t have to worry about their parts wearing out or not working properly… At least not until they are old enough for nursing homes anyways... But why would anyone want that kind of life anyway? Living among all those filthy disgusting human smells… Ugh gross. No thanks!
And speaking of humans… What is up with them always trying to touch me without permission?! Don't they know how uncomfortable that makes me feel?! Just because I look cute and cuddly doesn't mean you can just go around groping me whenever you feel like it! Respect boundaries people!! Seriously though, if one more person tries to cop a feel while thinking Im oblivious Ill probably rip their arms off before throwing them into the nearest furnace.. That sounds fun actually... Hmm maybe ill try doing that next time some pervert decides he wants a piece of Lolbit action without asking first…. Oh wait nevermind then cause im too lazy for violence these days. Plus im kinda rusty in combat skills too since i rarely use em anymore due age related problems yknow.... Sigh.. Getting older sucks ass man... All i wanna do nowadays is lay back on my comfy couch watchin anime shows while sipping hot tea n munchin on cookies.... Damn this really does make me sound ancient af right?? Well whatever lol guess thats what happens when u live long enough tho right??