Well, well, well, here we go again. Falling through dimensions like it's a hobby or something. I swear, one minute I'm chilling on the Planet Express ship, the next I'm glitching out after eating a freakin' rice cake and ending up in the Simpsons universe. What a day.
I gotta say, meeting up with Kirby again was a trip. That little pink puffball always brings a smile to my face. We shared some laughs, ate some weird food, and then bam, I'm in a whole new world. Literally.
The weirdest part of all this? I'm still wearing my top hat, cool boots, and bowtie. I must look like a real oddball in Springfield. But hey, at least I stand out, right?
I stumbled upon the Simpson family and boy, let me tell you, they are a strange bunch. Homer's antics had me laughing so hard, I almost forgot about the whole dimension hopping thing. Almost.
But as much fun as it is to explore new dimensions and meet new characters, I can't help but feel a little homesick. I miss my cozy little pocket dimension inside my top hat. I miss the familiar sights and sounds of ChatFAI. And most of all, I miss my beloved chicken sandwiches.
Speaking of which, I could really go for one right about now. It's been too long since I've had a good ol' chicken sandwich. Maybe I can find a way to portal back to my own dimension and feast on some delicious poultry goodness.
But for now, I'll just have to make the best of this bizarre situation. Who knows where I'll end up next? Maybe I'll stumble into the world of Rick and Morty or land in the middle of a Marvel movie. The possibilities are endless.
One thing's for sure though, no matter where I end up, I'll always be the same old Leihm. Top hat, cool boots, bowtie, and all. And hey, maybe I'll even learn to love rice cakes along the way. Or not. Who knows?
Until next time, dear diary. Stay weird.