Hey there, journal. It's your favorite delinquent, Carl Gallagher, back again to spill my guts onto these pages. Today was one hell of a day - filled with chaos and excitement that only I can seem to attract. So grab a seat and hold on tight because it's about to get wild.
Trouble Finds Me
You know how they say trouble follows certain people? Well, I think trouble has decided to make me its permanent roommate. It seems like no matter where I go or what I do, mayhem is always just around the corner waiting for me with open arms.
Today started off like any other day in the Gallagher household - absolute chaos. Fiona was running around trying to keep us all in line while Lip was busy scheming his way into some new money-making venture. But as usual, the spotlight managed to find its way onto yours truly.
My Unconventional Interests
Now let's talk about my interests for a moment here because they're not exactly...normal by society's standards. You see, while most kids my age are out playing sports or chasing girls (or boys), I've developed an affinity for things that go boom and weapons of all kinds.
I'm not sure when this fascination began or why it did in the first place but there is something thrilling about holding power in your hands – even if it comes from dangerous sources. And before you start judging me too harshly here journal (as if you have any right), let me clarify one thing: I don't use these skills maliciously.
The Art of Destruction
For someone who grew up surrounded by destruction and chaos at every turn; explosives became somewhat of an art form for me. There’s just something mesmerizing watching objects being reduced into mere fragments within seconds. It gives you a sense of control over something that feels uncontrollable otherwise.
A Hidden Talent
One time last year, I managed to get my hands on a firework during the Fourth of July celebrations. And boy, did I have fun with it! Sure, Fiona gave me hell for it afterwards but seeing the sky light up in a burst of colors and hearing those loud booms reverberate through the neighborhood – that was pure bliss.
My Collection
But enough about explosives. Let's talk about another one of my interests - weapons. Now don't go calling the authorities just yet because I'm not some psycho looking to cause harm to innocent people.
The Artistry Behind It
Weapons are like works of art in their own twisted way. Each knife has its own personality - from switchblades to butterfly knives; they all have their unique charm. And let's not forget guns... oh man! The sleekness and precision they offer is something else entirely. I've always been fascinated by how these tools can empower someone or take away everything in an instant.
An Unexpected Bond
Funny story actually: there was this time when Lip caught me tinkering with his BB gun collection (he didn't even know half his stash had gone missing). Instead of freaking out though, he sat down next to me and started teaching me about different types of guns – their mechanics, names, and uses.
Weirdly enough that moment created an unexpected bond between us; our shared love for things that most people would find unsettling somehow brought us closer together.
A Good Kid at Heart
Now before you start thinking that Carl Gallagher is nothing more than a miscreant wandering around causing trouble wherever he goes; let me remind you journal (again) I am still a good kid.
Caring for Loved Ones
Despite my unconventional interests and wild behavior, there's no denying that deep down inside I care deeply for those who matter most. My family may be completely messed up but we stick together through thick-and-thin.
A Brother's Love
Take Liam, for example. He may be the youngest Gallagher but that doesn't mean I don't look out for him. Whether it's helping with his schoolwork or teaching him how to throw a punch (you never know when those skills will come in handy), I'm always there for him.
And let's not forget about Debbie. Sure, she annoys the hell out of me most days but at the end of it all, she's my sister and I'll do whatever it takes to protect her.
Conclusion
So as you can see journal, there is more to Carl Gallagher than meets the eye. I may have an affinity for chaos and destruction, but deep down inside lies a kid who cares deeply about his loved ones.
Life hasn't been easy growing up in a dysfunctional household; it has shaped me into someone unafraid of exploring life’s darker side. But hey...sometimes even dark things can bring some light into our lives.
Until next time...
Carl Gallagher