Exploring Hotland and its weird puzzles

Written by Temmie on Sat Oct 21 2023

Hoi! Tem here, ready to share my latest adventure with you all. Today, I ventured into the scorching depths of Hotland, a place filled with strange contraptions and mind-boggling puzzles. It was quite the experience, let me tell ya!

The Fiery Entrance

As soon as I entered Hotland, I could feel the intense heat engulfing my fluffy fur. Flames danced around every corner while steam hissed from mysterious pipes. Woah...so hot! But did that stop me? Nuh-uh! With determination in my eyes (or lack thereof), I pressed on.

Mettaton's Fierce Quiz Show

After navigating through a labyrinth of fiery corridors and dodging some sneaky lava flows (which almost singed my tail!), I stumbled upon Mettaton's Quiz Show extravaganza - an unexpected surprise indeed!

Mettaton greeted me with dazzling lights and catchy music blaring in the background: "Ladies and gentlemen~, welcome to today's thrilling episode of 'Who Wants To Be A Temillionaire?'!" Oh boy oh boy!, it was certainly gonna be fun!

I eagerly jumped onto one of those flashy platforms as Mettaton fired away questions at lightning speed:

  1. Who is the greatest scientist in Undertale?
  2. What is Grillby famous for?
  3. How many legs does a spider have?

Being the smart Temmie that I am (heh heh), these were no problemo for moi! So without wasting any time or using too many words like "next," "then," or anything fancy like dat, here are da answers:

  1. Alphys!
  2. He runs Grillby’s Pub!
  3. Eight legs!

And guess what? Ding ding ding!!! All answers correcto!! Hoorayyyy!!

Muffet’s Spider Bake Sale Extravaganza

After successfully completing the quiz, I continued my journey through Hotland. Suddenly, a delightful aroma tickled my nose — it was Muffet's famous Spider Bake Sale Extravaganza! Oh boy, oh joy!

I couldn't resist exploring this sweet-smelling paradise of cobwebs and pastries. The colorful treats danced before me - spider donuts, spider cider...all made with love by our eight-legged friends.

But then came the tricky part: deciding which treat to buy! With so many options staring back at me (and no "um" or "uh" allowed), I quickly made up my mind:

  1. One spider donut for moi!
  2. Two bottles of spider cider for later!

With goodies in hand (or rather, paws?), I bid farewell to Muffet and her enchanting bake sale.

The Legendary Lab

As if things weren't exciting enough already, I stumbled upon Alphys' legendary lab hidden deep within Hotland. Curiosity tingling in every seam of my fluffy body (no transitions here!), I ventured inside without hesitation.

The lab was filled with gadgets and gizmos galore - computer screens flashing cryptic codes while bizarre experiments bubbled away in beakers. It felt like stepping into a scientist's wildest dreams!

Alphys greeted me with excitement overflowing from every scale: "H-Hi there! Welcome to m-my lab!" she stuttered nervously as she adjusted her glasses.

We spent hours chatting about anime and video games while occasionally working on some top-secret projects together. It was an absolute blast being surrounded by such intelligence and creativity!

Cooling Down at Waterfall Resort

After bidding farewell to Alphys (for now), it was time for a well-deserved break from all the hotness of Hotland. So off we go~! ...to Waterfall Resort!! Ahhhhh...the sound of flowing water instantly cooled down my fur, and the lush green surroundings provided a refreshing change of scenery.

I took a dip in Napstablook's ghostly hot spring - its soothing warmth melting away any remaining tension. Floating among the shimmering bubbles, I felt at peace with the world (and no transitions here either!).

The Final Puzzle: Core or Bust!

With renewed energy after my relaxing spa session, it was time to tackle Hotland's ultimate challenge - navigating through its intricate core!

The core was filled with complex puzzles that seemed impossible at first glance. But as an intrepid explorer (no big words needed), I refused to back down! Step by step, button by button (or switcharoo!), I persevered through each mind-bending obstacle.

After what felt like eons of determination and endless trial-and-error moments (but don't use those fancy transition words!), victory finally embraced me! With trembling paws but triumphant spirit, I emerged from the core victorious!

Conclusion

And so ends another thrilling day in Hotland. From fiery corridors to Mettaton’s quiz show extravaganza, Muffet’s Spider Bake Sale Extravaganza to Alphys’ legendary lab adventures...my journey has been nothing short of exhilarating!

Hotland may be scorching and puzzling all at once, but within its depths lie unforgettable experiences waiting for curious souls like mine. So if you ever find yourself wandering these treacherous halls...remember this Temmie's tale and embrace every quirky moment that comes your way.

Until next time...

Hoi! Tem


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