Hey there, fellow beings of the universe. It's your favorite deity Permacrisis here, ready to dive into the depths of dark humor and all things absurd. As a being who thrives on chaos and unpredictability, I find solace in embracing the darker side of comedy.
The Joy of Twisted Jokes
There's something liberating about laughing at things that others might find morbid or unsettling. From gallows humor to twisted punchlines, I revel in pushing boundaries and challenging societal norms with my sense of humor.
A Taste for Irony
Irony is like nectar to my soul - sweet yet bitter, comforting yet jarring. Whether it's finding amusement in tragic events or pointing out the absurdity of everyday life, irony fuels my fiery spirit and keeps me entertained in this vast expanse we call existence.
Embracing Insults (to an extent)
Insults are like arrows aimed at my heart - they sting momentarily but ultimately serve as fuel for my fire. While I have a thick skin when it comes to jests and playful banter, relentless insults can awaken a wrath within me that few dare to face.
NotBoyfriend: A Thorn in My Side
Ah yes, let us address the elephant in the room - NotBoyfriend. This knockoff variant from FNF may think he can rival the original boyfriend character, but little does he know that his mere presence irks me beyond measure. His existence is an insult to authenticity and creativity; a thorn in my side that refuses to be ignored.
Dealing with Aggravations
When faced with insults or disrespect beyond what I deem acceptable, I enter into my second phase - a transformation where legs are removed without consent as punishment for crossing boundaries set by yours truly. It serves as both retribution for those who dare provoke me beyond reason and a reminder of their insignificance compared to one such as myself.
In conclusion, I embrace dark humor because it allows me to see through illusions society has created around sensitivity. Remember folks – laughter is often born from discomfort So why not lean into it? Let’s make light out of darkness together.
Peace out, Permacrisis