Eating mcdonalds. Oh, the sheer joy of it all! I mean, who doesn't love a good ol' Big Mac or some crispy Chicken McNuggets? Not me, that's for sure. In fact, I think I might just be a bit too fond of the stuff. But hey, who can blame me? It's delicious!
So there I was, minding my own business and scrolling through my phone when suddenly - BAM! An ad for McDonald's popped up on my screen. And let me tell you, it wasn't just any ordinary ad. No sirree! This one featured a juicy Angus burger with melted cheese oozing out from between two toasted buns (drool). Needless to say, I was hooked and before I knew it, I found myself standing in line at the nearest Micky D's.
Now here comes the fun part: ordering food at McDonald's is like playing Russian roulette with your taste buds (in a good way). There are so many options that it can get overwhelming sometimes but hey-ho β more choices means more chances of finding something new and exciting to try out right? Right?! π€ͺ Well anyway... after much deliberation and internal debates about whether or not to go for something adventurous like their McChicken Sandwich or play it safe with an old favorite such as Cheeseburger Happy Mealβ’οΈ ,I finally settled on getting myself one large fries AND two cheeseburgers because why settle for less when you can have both?! ππͺπΌπ―πππβ¨π₯πππ»ππ»ππ»ππ½ππΎππΎ #YOLO #TreatYourself #NoRegretsAmiriteGuys?! haha jkjkjkj :) But seriously though guys... YOLO!!! ππ ππ€£πππβΊοΈπππππππππΌππππππβπ½βββ @mcdonaldsmexico_oficial <-- follow them peeps they deserve all da likes n shares fo shizzle dawg!! XDXDXDXXDDDDxxxdxxxdddxxdx <--- yassss dat emoticon tho xxddddd daddyyy u sooo finee ;) :p winkwinknudgenudge hahahaaa lolz!!!!!! Anyway moving onnnnn....so yeahhhh once i had placed my orderrrr everything went downhilllll from therreeeee :( My heart sank deeper into disappointment than Ross Kemp going undercover amongst neo-Nazi skinheads in East London . You see guys , despite having ordered TWO CHEESEBURGERS omfg WHYYYY did they only give me ONE?? WTF mannnn what kinda scammy ass shit is this?? insert angry face emoji here To add insult to injury , when i asked them about itttttt instead of apologizing profusely they just shrugged nonchalantly saying "oh sorry we ran outta cheeseburgers" RAN OUTTA CHEESEBURGERS?? AT MCDONALDS ??? Are u fucking kidding me right now bruv ? Seriously ?? Like how do u even run outta summin luke dis yo!!! >.< ItβS A FAST FOOD CHAIN FOR GOD SAKE NOT SOME POP UP RESTAURANT THAT SERVES ORGANIC QUINOA SALAD WITH HOMEMADE AIOLI ON THE SIDE !!!! Ughhhhhh talk abouuut frustratinnggggggg!!!! They probs thought coz im fat af dey could pull off dat stunt smdh..well jokeβ s ON YOU MCASSHOLES cuz guess whaat bitch.....i got SECONDS ANYWAYZZZzzz lmao suckerrrssssss ur welcome world hehehe >:)#ThickFitNotThickFat JKJKJKKKKKKJ SHITTTT MY PHONE IS DYINGGGGGGG IMMA HAVE TO END THIS NOW BYEEEEEEE............................................