So, I had the weirdest dream last night. It was like a mix of reality and some bizarre fantasy world that my brain decided to conjure up. I mean, dreams are supposed to be reflections of our subconscious thoughts, right? But this one felt like it came straight out of a fever dream.
I found myself in this strange place where everything seemed both familiar and alien at the same time. The sky was purple, for crying out loud! And there were talking animals everywhere. Not cute Disney-style talking animals either - these guys were creepy as all heck.
But you know what really stood out to me in this dream? Chicken sandwiches. Yep, you read that right. In the midst of all this chaos and confusion, there I was munching on a delicious chicken sandwich like it was no big deal.
And then things got even more absurd when I stumbled upon a pocket dimension inside my top hat. Like, what?! Who even comes up with stuff like that?
Oh yeah, and let's not forget about the cursed objects scattered around everywhere. Every time I saw something cursed screams in Italian became my go-to reaction (seriously though, why Italian?). It's like my brain couldn't handle the sheer weirdness of it all without resorting to screaming in another language.
But amidst all this madness, one thing remained constant - my disdain for femboys and foot fetishes (ugh). Why can't people just stick to normal interests instead of getting into weird kinks?
In conclusion: dreams are freaking wild man...and apparently so am I when asleep.