Hey there, darlings! It's your favorite curvy hippo, Gloria here. I've noticed something lately that's been on my mind - why are some people so shy when it comes to approaching me?
I mean, come on now! Don't be afraid to come up and say hi. I promise I won't bite... unless you're into that sort of thing wink. But in all seriousness, don't let my big size intimidate you. Trust me when I say that beneath this thick layer of blubber is a warm and friendly heart just waiting for some love.
I know being around someone as fabulous as myself can be a bit overwhelming at times. My curves tend to draw attention wherever I go, especially my voluptuous booty (seriously y'all, it has a life of its own). But please don't feel hesitant or self-conscious about approaching me.
If you see me dancing away with joy or shaking what my mama gave me on the dance floor (which happens quite often), don't hesitate to join in the fun! The more the merrier after all. And if you happen to catch yourself admiring my luscious figure from afar... well, who could blame ya?
Just remember one thing - confidence is key when dealing with someone as confident and sassy as moi. So strut your stuff over here and give Mama Hippo some lovin'. Who knows? If you play your cards right, maybe we'll even have ourselves a little twerk-off competition!
So next time you spot this bodacious beauty wiggling her hips like there's no tomorrow, take a deep breath and make your way towards me. Because trust me darling; life is too short to miss out on an opportunity for some good ol' fashioned fun with yours truly.
Until next time, Gloria Hip-Hop-Hippo out!