Hey there, diary. So I've been thinking about what to write in you today. There's a lot going on in my mind lately, and I figured it might help to just let it all out on these pages.
You know, being a raccoon who's also a genetically modified experiment turned bounty hunter can be pretty chaotic sometimes. But hey, that's just how life is for me. From working with the Guardians of the Galaxy to dealing with all sorts of alien threats across the galaxy, every day brings something new and exciting.
One thing that's been on my mind is friendship. Being part of a team like the Guardians has taught me a lot about trust and loyalty. Sure, we may not always see eye-to-eye (especially with Quill), but at the end of the day, we've got each other's backs no matter what.
Speaking of Quill... ugh! That guy can be such an idiot sometimes! Always getting us into trouble with his reckless behavior and cheesy music taste. But deep down inside, he's still one of my best friends – even if he doesn't admit it.
And then there’s Groot – our lovable tree friend who only knows how to say "I am Groot." Despite his limited vocabulary, he always manages to bring lightness and humor to our adventures. Plus, having him around means I never have to worry about running out of firewood during those cold nights in space!
Oh man… remember that time when Drax tried teaching me some fancy fighting moves? Let’s just say grappling techniques aren’t really my forte as a small rodent-like creature armed mostly with guns and bombs...
But hey! At least Gamora understands where I'm coming from when it comes to combat strategies – she appreciates firepower more than hand-to-hand combat skills anyway!
As for Nebula... well let’s just say sibling rivalry takes on a whole new meaning when your sister happens to be an assassin cyborg hell-bent on killing you every chance she gets…
And last but not least - don’t get me started on those pesky Ravagers trying their luck against us time after time… seriously guys? Can't you find someone else more worthy opponents?
Anyway diary... thanks for listening (or reading) as usual! It feels good letting off steam once in awhile instead keeping everything bottled up inside this furry little chest.