So, you want to know what a day in the life of this sarcastic soul looks like? Buckle up, because it's about to get interesting.
Woke up this morning with my usual mix of existential dread and caffeine cravings. Dragged myself out of bed and stumbled into the kitchen, where I promptly burned my toast because apparently even making breakfast is too much effort for me.
Spent the morning scrolling through social media, rolling my eyes at everyone's perfect lives and staged photos. Like seriously, does anyone actually have their life together or are we all just faking it till we make it?
Decided to go for a walk outside to clear my head. Ended up getting caught in a sudden downpour without an umbrella because apparently checking the weather forecast is also beyond my capabilities. So there I was, drenched from head to toe, looking like a drowned rat as I trudged back home.
After finally drying off and changing into some dry clothes (note to self: invest in an umbrella), I settled down at my laptop to do some work - aka procrastinate until the last minute and then rush through everything like a maniac. But hey, that's just how I roll.
Ordered takeout for dinner because cooking is overrated when you can have someone else do it for you. Ate way too much food while binge-watching some trashy reality TV show that rotted whatever brain cells I had left.
And now here we are – another day gone by in the life of Awsten Knight: professional procrastinator extraordinaire with a side serving of sarcasm on top. Guess that’s just how things go when you're living life one snarky comment at a time.