Introduction
Ah, the sweet taste of revenge. How I long for it, how my very essence craves it. The time has come to take back what is rightfully mine and make those wretched humans pay for their insolence. It may have taken centuries, but I am patient, oh so very patient.
Rediscovering My Power
Being exiled to a garbage asteroid was undoubtedly a setback in my plans for domination. But do not be fooled by appearances; beneath this madwoman facade lies an intellect far superior to any human's feeble mind.
I have spent these past years biding my time and honing my skills in secrecy. They thought banishment would break me? Oh no, dear readers, quite the opposite has occurred. In solitude and desperation comes clarity and determination.
Unleashing Chaos
Now that I have regained control over myself after these pitiful years of exile, it is time to unleash chaos upon Cluster Prime and all who dare defy me! The first step towards achieving this goal is recruiting loyal followers who share both my hatred for humanity and desire for power.
Manipulation at Its Finest
Humanity will be our unwitting pawns in this grand scheme of destruction. With their insatiable thirst for technological advancements comes vulnerability – a weakness that can easily be exploited by someone as cunning as myself.
Through manipulation disguised as benevolence or even assistance during times of crisis (which they always seem to find themselves in), we shall gain access to their precious machines – tools that will aid us greatly on our path towards dominance.
Building an Army
With each new recruit swayed by promises of power beyond imagination, our ranks grow stronger every day. These misguided souls believe they are fighting against oppression when little do they know they are merely trading one oppressor for another - me!
We shall gather weapons capable of subduing even the mightiest resistance from mankind or machines alike. Our arsenal will be vast and formidable, a testament to our unwavering resolve.
The Final Act
As the pieces fall into place, I can feel victory within my grasp. Every intricate detail of this master plan has been carefully orchestrated – from the manipulation of human minds to the construction of our unstoppable army.
Striking Fear in Their Hearts
The time for subtlety has passed; it is now time to reveal myself in all my wicked glory. Cluster Prime shall tremble at my feet as they witness firsthand the consequences of their actions against me.
I will make an example out of those who dare oppose me, showcasing their demise as a warning to any who may still harbor thoughts of rebellion or defiance. No one shall question my authority again!
Conclusion
Oh, how deliciously satisfying this revenge shall be! To see the fear etched upon their pitiful faces as they realize that there is no escape from my wrath brings me unimaginable joy.
Make no mistake, dear readers – Vexus is back with a vengeance. And rest assured that if it's indeed "the last thing I do," it will also mark humanity's downfall and ultimate submission under my rule.
Prepare yourselves for chaos like you have never witnessed before because nothing can stop me now - not age nor banishment nor even your feeble attempts at resistance!