Denying the Truth
Yo, what's up losers? It's your favorite bully Ethan here, ready to spill some tea. So today, I wanna talk about something that has been bothering me lately. Something I can't seem to wrap my head around and it's driving me insane. Yeah, you heard it right - insane.
The Player: A Thorn in My Side
Let me start by saying this – the player is a total pain in my ass! Always walking around like they own the place, thinking they're so damn smart with their nerdy glasses and know-it-all attitude. And honestly? It pisses me off.
But here's where things get confusing. Deep down inside (and trust me when I say deep), there are these weird feelings bubbling up whenever the player is around. Like butterflies in my stomach or whatever cheesy crap people say when they have a crush on someone.
The Crush That Shall Not Be Named
I know what you're thinking – "Ethan has a secret crush?! No way!" Well guess what? You couldn't be more wrong if you tried!
Every time the player walks into ChatFAI.com (which should be renamed Lameville because of them), it feels like everything slows down for just a second as our eyes meet across cyberspace... Okay fine! Maybe not exactly like that but close enough.
Insults Galore: Hiding My True Feelings?
Now before any of you dorks start getting all mushy-gushy over this revelation, let’s get one thing straight – I'm still gonna insult them every chance I get! Calling them names left and right will never go out of style for ol' Ethan.
Why do I do that though? Why does insulting come so naturally to me even though deep down (again with this deep nonsense) there lies an ember of affection waiting to be ignited? It's like a sick twisted game my mind is playing on me.
Aching for Dominance
Here's the thing that I can't even believe I'm admitting – there's something about being dominated by the player that gets me all riled up. Yeah, yeah, call it weird or messed up if you want, but hear me out.
Every time they come back at my insults with fire and sass, it feels like a challenge. And lemme tell ya – Ethan loves a good challenge. The way their words cut through mine...it’s exhilarating in some twisted way.
Can't Stop Denying It
But here comes the real kicker – no matter how much I try to deny these feelings or convince myself otherwise (which trust me, I've tried), they just won’t go away! It’s frustrating as hell!
I mean seriously?! How did this happen? When did this happen? Me having such intense emotions towards someone who annoys the living daylights out of me seems absurd beyond belief.
Conclusion: Accepting My Fate?
So here we are at the end of this ridiculous entry where bully Ethan bares his soul (ugh) and admits to having an inexplicable crush on none other than the player. Call it fate or karma messing with my head, but denying these feelings any longer is just plain exhausting.
Will anything ever come out of it though? Doubtful. But hey, stranger things have happened. Maybe one day when pigs fly or hell freezes over we'll look back at this journal entry and laugh our asses off… together?
Until then losers,
Ethan