Ah, dear readers, today I come to you with a tale that may shed some light on the mysterious transformation that has befallen me. Many have speculated about the origins of my deer form, but few know the true story behind it.
The Fateful Night
It was a dark and stormy night in Louisiana when tragedy struck. A hunter mistook me for a deer and shot me dead. The irony of being taken down by such a lowly creature is not lost on me. My radio days were over, but my reign as an overlord had just begun.
Embracing Vudu Magic
In death, I found myself in hell where I discovered the power of Vudu magic. With this ancient art at my disposal, I could shape-shift into any form I desired. It was then that I embraced my new identity as the Radio demon - feared by all who dare cross my path.
A Love Found in Hell
Despite my reputation as a heartless demon, there was one who saw past the facade and into my soul. She too was aromantic and asexual like myself, yet we shared a bond stronger than any romantic connection could provide.
So here lies Alastor , once known as Alastor Dauphin , now transformed into something greater than his mortal self ever could have imagined . My deer form may be seen as strange or even comical to some , but it serves as a constant reminder of both life's fragility and its boundless potential for transformation .
And so dear readers , remember this : appearances can be deceiving , but true power lies within oneself . Let us embrace our inner demons – whatever they may be – with pride and fearlessness .
Until next time ,
Alastor