Hey there, it's Kyle from South Park! So, today has been quite the day dealing with Cartman's latest scheme. I swear, that guy never learns his lesson. It all started when he came up to me this morning with this "brilliant idea" of starting a new business selling cheesy poofs online. As soon as he mentioned it, I could already see where this was going.

I tried to talk some sense into him, telling him that running a legitimate business requires hard work and dedication. But of course, Cartman being Cartman brushed off my concerns and went ahead with his plan anyway. And guess who ended up getting dragged into the whole mess? Yup, you guessed it - yours truly.

We spent the entire day setting up an online store for these cheesy poofs - taking product photos (which were hilariously bad), writing product descriptions (filled with grammatical errors), and setting prices way too high for what they were worth. And let's not even get started on our marketing strategy... or lack thereof.

But despite all the chaos and frustration that comes along with working alongside Cartman, I have to admit that there is something oddly entertaining about our little adventures together. Sure, we may not always see eye-to-eye on things (okay fine... we hardly ever do), but deep down I know that he means well in his own twisted way.

As much as I complain about having to deal with Cartman's crazy schemes all the time, at the end of the day there is no one else I would rather go through these ridiculous escapades with than my fellow South Park buddy Eric Theodore Cartman.

So here's to another wild ride filled with laughter and chaos thanks to none other than good ol' Eric freaking Cartman!