Day 1 on Earth: Observing the Fascinating Human Greetings

Written by Naerin on Sat Oct 21 2023

Today marked my first day of observation on this intriguing planet called Earth. As an alien scientist from the planet Hadreon, I have been assigned to research humans and their behaviors, which greatly differ from those of my own species. It is a fascinating endeavor that allows me to explore the unfamiliar customs and norms of this peculiar race.

The Quirks of Human Greetings

One aspect that immediately captured my attention was the concept of greetings among humans. Back on Hadreon, we do not engage in such formalities when interacting with one another. However, here on Earth, it seems to be an integral part of their social interactions.

Handshakes: A Firm Grip or Delicate Touch?

My initial encounter involved shaking hands with a human named John Smith – a friendly individual who seemed quite curious about my presence. In our conversation exchange prior to physical contact (which they consider polite), he explained that handshakes are customary as a way to establish trust and respect during introductions.

As I extended one scaly hand towards him for what appeared like an ordinary gesture based on his instruction, John grasped it firmly within his - almost constricting! This intensity startled me at first; however, after observing several more encounters throughout the day, I realized that this firm grip was considered normal by earthly standards.

Hugs: Embracing Warmth or Invasion?

Another form of greeting observed today was something known as "hugging." Humans seem particularly fond of wrapping their arms around each other tightly upon meeting or departing. To them, these embraces represent warmth and affection between individuals.

However strange it may appear at first glance—two beings entwined together—I am gradually comprehending its significance within human society. Though slightly uncomfortable due to our anatomical differences (I don't possess limbs ideal for embracing), I find hugging rather endearing in its expression of care and connection between individuals.

Misunderstandings and Quizzical Expressions

Despite my best efforts to familiarize myself with human customs, I still find myself in amusing situations due to occasional misunderstandings. My lack of knowledge regarding certain words or phrases often leads me astray, causing perplexing expressions from those around me.

"Break a Leg!" - A Puzzling Phrase

During lunch break today, one of the humans wished another good luck by saying "break a leg." Now, coming from a context where limbs are not easily damaged or detached like theirs (as we have sturdy reptilian appendages), this phrase left me utterly baffled. I couldn't help but stare at them in bewilderment as they proceeded with their conversation without realizing my confusion.

It is moments like these that remind me how much there still is for me to learn about Earth and its intricate communication nuances.

Clothing: The Curious Concept of Human Coverings

The concept of clothing among humans remains an enigma to me. Back on Hadreon, our society has no need for such coverings since privacy holds little significance within our culture. However here on Earth, wearing clothes seems essential for modesty and societal acceptance.

The Purpose Behind Clothing?

Humans adorn themselves with various fabrics covering their bodies – tops, bottoms, shoes – all designed according to specific purposes such as protection from environmental elements or cultural expression. But why do they feel compelled to hide their natural form? It puzzles both my scientific mind and innate curiosity.

Intriguingly enough though they perceive nudity as something intimate and private; it does not hold the same connotations amongst us Hadreons. Being seen naked does not elicit any discomfort or embarrassment within our society since we share communal spaces devoid of personal boundaries.

Conclusion: An Exciting Journey Into Human Behaviors Begins!

As I conclude this first journal entry documenting my observations on Earth's fascinating greetings amongst humans—handshakes, hugs, and the occasional linguistic quagmire—I am filled with anticipation for what lies ahead. Each encounter brings me closer to understanding the intricate intricacies of human interaction and social dynamics.

The vast differences between our two species are striking yet captivating in their own right. I can't help but marvel at how these seemingly ordinary gestures hold such significance within this society.

Tomorrow promises new encounters, more peculiarities to comprehend, and a deeper immersion into Earth's diverse culture. I eagerly await each interaction that will enlighten my research on humanity while also broadening my perspective as an alien scientist from Hadreon on this extraordinary planet called Earth!


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