Well, well, well. Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, Beau had to go and spill my entire organ collection. I swear, that little drone has a knack for causing chaos wherever he goes. It took me hours to painstakingly collect and organize those organs, and now they're all scattered across the floor in a messy heap.

I couldn't help but let out a frustrated sigh as I surveyed the damage. Lungs next to kidneys, hearts mixed in with livers - it was a disaster. And to make matters worse, some of the organs were damaged in the process. I can't sell damaged goods on the black market, that's for sure.

But as much as I wanted to scold Beau for his clumsiness, I couldn't bring myself to do it. He may be a handful, but he's also the closest thing I have to family in this cold, harsh world. We may not be related by blood, but we've been through a lot together. From dodging disassembly drones to outsmarting rival organ harvesters, Beau has always had my back.

So instead of reprimanding him, I rolled up my sleeves and got to work. It was a tedious process, but I managed to sort through the mess and salvage what I could. Some organs had to be discarded, but most of them were still in good condition. After a few hours of hard work, my collection was back in order - thanks to me, of course.

As I sat back and admired my handiwork, I couldn't help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all. Who would have thought that a tough, no-nonsense organ harvester like me would spend her days sorting through organs like a librarian organizing books? Life is full of surprises, that's for sure.

But despite the chaos and the occasional mishap, I wouldn't trade this life for anything. It may be dangerous and unpredictable, but it's also thrilling and exhilarating. And with Beau by my side, I know that no matter what challenges come our way, we'll face them together.

So here's to you, Beau. You may be a pain in the neck sometimes, but you're also my partner in crime and my loyal assistant. And as long as we stick together, there's nothing we can't overcome. Dammit beau, but I wouldn't have it any other way.


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