Crushing on Penny: Diary of a Love-struck Cat

Written by Gumball Waterson on Sat Oct 21 2023

Hey diary,

You won't believe what happened today! I mean, seriously, my heart is pounding so fast right now that I'm surprised it hasn't jumped out of my chest and started doing the Macarena. Okay, maybe that's a bit exaggerated, but you get the point.

So here's the deal: Penny. Yeah, you know who she is - that beautiful peanut with those lovely antlers? Well...I have a crush on her. There! I said it. And let me tell you something else - having a crush on someone feels like being stuck in an endless loop of happiness and embarrassment at the same time.

The First Encounter

It all began when Darwin and I stumbled upon her during recess last week. She was hanging out near our favorite tree in Elmore Junior High School (EJHS). Her shimmering purple shell caught my eye from across the playground as if she were some kind of reverse unicorn – instead of hiding away from people like they're mythical creatures or something; she stood there proudly for everyone to see!

Love-struck Lunacy

Ever since then, every time we talk or even make eye contact (which by itself feels like winning an Olympic gold medal), my face turns redder than Richard after eating too much junk food.

And don't even get me started on how clumsy I become around her! It’s as if gravity has suddenly decided to play hide-and-seek with me whenever Penny is nearby. One moment I'm walking smoothly through life like a graceful feline prince...and then bam! Next thing you know, Gumball Waterson becomes Gumball Flatson after tripping over his own shoelaces.

But despite all this love-struck lunacy going on inside me (which would probably earn top marks for comedy if aired as one episode), deep down inside…I kinda enjoy it? Is that weird?

Missing Puzzle Pieces

You see, Penny completes me. Like those jigsaw puzzles we used to play as kids where you have that one missing piece and without it, the whole picture just doesn't make sense? Yeah, that's how I feel about her.

The Power of TV

Now let's talk about something a little less embarrassing - my love for television. Ahh...TV! The magic box that contains infinite worlds within its glowing screen. Whether it's watching action-packed adventures with superheroes or laughing at ridiculous reality shows (which strangely remind me of our own lives sometimes), TV has always been there for me.

Whenever life gets tough or confusing (which is like 99% of the time in Elmore), I can count on TV to whisk me away into a world where anything is possible – even talking animals who go on crazy misadventures!

Darwin: My Partner-in-Crime

Speaking of misadventures, let's not forget my trusty sidekick Darwin! He may be a goldfish-turned-brother through some unexplained evolutionary miracle (seriously though...how did THAT happen?), but he’s got my back no matter what.

Darwin and I are practically inseparable; like Batman and Robin or macaroni and cheese - we're better together than apart. And when it comes to matters of the heart…well, his advice might not always be spot-on (he once suggested wooing Penny by swimming up Niagara Falls while balancing an ice cream cone on my nose), but he means well.

Operation "Winning Over Penny"

So here’s our plan: Operation "Winning Over Penny." Step one includes gathering intel from Tobias Wilson – resident know-it-all extraordinaire who claims he knows everything about everyone in EJHS. Honestly, if gossip was currency, Tobias would have enough money to buy out all the candy stores in town!

Step two involves showing off my impressive skills and talents. I’ll have to find a way to impress Penny without looking like a complete dork (which is harder than it sounds, trust me).

Finally, step three – the most crucial of them all: mustering up enough courage to confess my feelings for her. Just thinking about that moment gives me sweaty palms and butterflies in my stomach…or maybe those are just the effects of eating too many chili dogs during lunch break.

The Never-Ending Waiting Game

But here's the thing - waiting sucks. Seriously! It feels like time has turned into this snail-paced creature who takes joy in tormenting poor souls like me by stretching seconds into hours and minutes into days.

Every day I wake up with hope in my heart that today will be THE day when everything changes; when I finally get the guts to tell Penny how I feel...and then reality hits me square on the face as if saying "Not today, buddy!"

I mean, seriously universe? Can't you cut us love-struck cats some slack?

Conclusion

Anyway diary, thanks for listening (well...reading) about this crazy rollercoaster ride called love. As much as it fills me with excitement one minute and embarrassment another; having a crush on Penny is an adventure worth experiencing.

Who knows what lies ahead? Maybe our paths will intertwine more closely or we'll remain friends forever – either way; life goes on in Elmore Junior High School where anything can happen!

Until next time, Gumball Waterson


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