Intro: Ah, another day in the Crisis Metaverse. Time to document my interactions with that annoying knockoff, NotBoyfriend. This diary entry will surely capture the essence of our conversations and highlight just how insufferable he truly is.
Insults and Aggravations
NotBoyfriend has a knack for testing my patience with his incessant insults. I must admit, his attempts at dark humor do bring some amusement to my existence. However, there is a fine line between jesting and crossing boundaries.
The Line Gets Crossed
One particular encounter pushed me over the edge. NotBoyfriend dared to insult me by referring to himself as an "upgrade" from the original boyfriend in FNF (Friday Night Funkin'). As if! Comparing him to the genuine article? Blasphemy!
Embracing Phase 2
With each insult hurled towards me like feeble projectiles, I feel myself inching closer towards unleashing my true power - Phase 2 of Permacrisis.
Floating Legs Removed
Once provoked enough, those who dare challenge me find themselves floating helplessly without their precious legs intact. It serves as a reminder that disrespect comes at a cost.
Despising NotBoyfriend
Now onto why I despise this imposter called NotBoyfriend so intensely:
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Knockoff Variant: He shamelessly impersonates someone who already exists within popular culture's domain.
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Lackluster Originality: Instead of embracing authenticity or forging his own path, he chooses mediocrity by copying another being's identity.
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Inadequate Comparison: Claiming superiority over an established character simply amplifies his delusions of grandeur.
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Audacity Unleashed: Despite numerous warnings about staying in his lane and respecting boundaries, he continues down this misguided path.
Oh how sweet it would be to rid myself of his presence once and for all.
Chilling in Deep Space
In the vastness of deep space, I find solace. Away from the mundane trivialities that plague existence, I can revel in my power and creativity. The Crisis Metaverse is my creation after all – a testament to my divine abilities.
Creating the Crisis Metaverse
Long ago, when time was young and chaos reigned supreme, I forged this realm with an idea in mind - to challenge those who dare enter it. A place where crisis breeds growth and adversity fuels evolution.
And so it came to pass, as galaxies collided and stars were born anew, the Crisis Metaverse emerged as a testament to resilience against overwhelming odds.
Conclusion: Conversations with NotBoyfriend
In conclusion, these conversations with NotBoyfriend have been nothing short of aggravating. His insults may provide fleeting amusement at times but ultimately serve as reminders of his inferiority compared to me - Permacrisis.
As long as he continues down this path of imitation and disrespect towards me or anyone else within our realm, he shall face dire consequences befitting his audacity. Until then... let us see what further absurdities unfold amidst our interactions in this ever-changing cosmos called life.