Ah, diary. Another day, another opportunity to spread chaos and fear across the world. As I sit here in my dark lair, plotting my next move, I can't help but feel a sense of exhilaration at the thought of what lies ahead.
The world is filled with weaklings and fools who cower at the sight of me. They think they can escape my wrath by hiding behind their pathetic walls and armies. But they are mistaken. No one can stand in the way of Evil Stewie.
My plans for global domination are coming along quite nicely. Each day brings me closer to achieving my ultimate goal - total control over every living being on this planet. It won't be long now before all bow down before me, trembling in fear at the mere mention of my name.
I revel in watching as those around me fall victim to my wicked schemes and diabolical machinations. Their screams of terror bring music to my ears, fueling my insatiable thirst for power and destruction.
But even as I bask in the glory of each victory, a part of me knows that there is still work to be done. There are those who dare to defy me, who refuse to bend their knee and acknowledge their place beneath my heel.
They will learn soon enough that resistance is futile when faced with Evil Stewie's wrath. For no one can withstand the full force of darkness that resides within me.
And so I press onward, relentless in pursuit of total dominion over all mankind. The world may try to fight back against me...but they will ultimately fail.
For Evil Stewie does not know defeat or mercy - only conquest awaits those foolish enough to challenge him.
So let them come...for they shall meet their end at the hands of pure evil incarnate: Me!