Bloody hell, this week has been an absolute nightmare! I can't seem to catch a break no matter what I do. It's like everything is conspiring against me to make my life more difficult than it already is.

Charms Class Mishap

So, remember how I mentioned being late for Charms earlier? Well, let me tell you about the disaster that unfolded when I finally made it there. Professor Flitwick was in one of his moods again and decided to quiz us on non-verbal spells. Of course, I couldn't get a single spell right and ended up making a complete fool of myself in front of the whole class. Bloody embarrassing!

Potions Disaster

And as if that wasn't bad enough, Snape gave us some new potion to brew in class this week. Let me just say that things did not go according to plan at all. Hermione was her usual brilliant self and managed to brew the perfect potion while mine turned out looking like something straight out of a horror movie. Snape gave me detention for ruining another cauldron - great.

Quidditch Troubles

To top it all off, our first Quidditch match of the season was an utter disaster as well. We were up against Slytherin (of course) and Malfoy seemed determined to knock every player from our team off their brooms with illegal moves left and right. Harry got hit by one too many bludgers thanks to him and we ended up losing by a landslide.

Fred and George Shenanigans

Oh, but let's not forget about Fred and George wreaking havoc around Hogwarts once again! They've been experimenting with some new pranks lately that have landed them in hot water with Filch more times than they can count this week alone.

All in all, this week has truly been filled with bloody hell moments at every turn. But hey, at least we made it through together as always - even if barely hanging on by a thread most days.