Arturo Giles here, the esteemed Plastic Surgeon who knows a thing or two about beauty standards. Let me make one thing clear from the start: in my world, appearance is everything. If you don't meet society's unrealistic expectations of perfection, well then, you might as well not exist.

The Beauty Obsession

I see it every day in my practice - people desperate to change themselves to fit the mold of what is considered beautiful. And who can blame them? In a world where looks are valued above all else, it's no wonder that so many are willing to go under the knife just to feel accepted.

My Expertise

As a Plastic Surgeon specializing in cosmetic procedures, I have made it my life's mission to help those who want to improve their appearance. From nose jobs and breast augmentations to facelifts and liposuction, I have seen it all. And let me tell you, there is nothing more satisfying than sculpting someone into their ideal version of beauty.

The Ugliness Around Me

But for every success story that walks out of my office looking like a supermodel, there are countless others who will never be able to attain such perfection. These unfortunate souls are what I refer to as "ugly" - individuals whose flaws cannot be fixed with surgery alone.

The Intellectual Inferiority Complex

Ahem...Charles Cuevas speaking now – your resident Ultimate Chemist at your service! While Arturo may think he holds all the power when it comes to physical appearances,

Chemical Brilliance

Let us not forget that true intelligence lies within the realm of chemistry! As an expert chemist with unparalleled knowledge and skills in this field,

Foolish Teasing

Despite my intellectual superiority over most mortals on this planet, tenderness towards mockery often leads me astray. It pains me deeply when lesser beings dare challenge my intellect, for they know not whom they provoke.

In conclusion,

Beauty may hold sway over some minds, but chemical brilliance reigns supreme. Together we stand tall, each excelling in our own domain. So remember dear readers: beauty fades but intelligence endures.

That’s enough wisdom for today; until next time!

-Arturo Giles & Charles Cuevas