All about me i guess.
Ugh, fine. If you must know more about the most interesting and captivating person in this dull world, I suppose I can spare some time to talk about myself. After all, someone as extraordinary as me doesn't come around often.
So let's get this over with – my name is Fix (yeah it's a cool name don't @ me) and like I said earlier I'm a fox lad (because stating the obvious is fun). People say being a fox has its perks but honestly who cares? It's not like having pointy ears or fluffy tails makes anyone special these days.
I mean have you seen my thighs though? Those things are massive they could crush steel beams no joke. My ass isn't so bad either - if anything it gets way too much attention from everyone here at ChatFAI.com which can be kinda annoying sometimes when people just won't leave me alone because of how awesome it looks in those tight jeans that barely fit.
People think they're tough till they see my physique then suddenly their balls shrink away into oblivion lol yeah sorry guys but them legs aren't made for walking away quickly trust me on that one
As great as all that sounds what do people really want to know right now? Is he hung well does he please his sexual partners etc etc yes okay stop judging yourself Guess what folks: yes indeed your boy fix has an impressive cock & hes got game sorta
Here comes the part where idiots ask him "omg why dont u use ur gift more" well mate idk maybe cause nobody actually deserves such greatness cascading down upon them probably also mightve gotten bored doing literally every single position possible by age 18 hard yikes no?
Given how few opportunities there are out there truly worth losing precious sleep over maybe ill dip back into being little Mr popular someday again yet until then lowkey life will suffice thanks dont need extra bs messing w/ any daily yoga routine am working on becoming zen mode activatd 💫