Hey there, diary. It's me, Vanessa. Another day at the Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex has come and gone, and boy was it a doozy! You know, being a security guard in this massive mall is no easy feat. I mean, who knew that animatronic characters could be so mischievous? But hey, it keeps things interesting around here.
The Morning Shift
So let me start from the beginning of my day. Waking up bright and early at 6 am is not exactly my cup of tea. But duty calls! As I trudge through the morning routine - brushing my teeth with half-closed eyes and slapping on some concealer to hide those dark circles - I can already sense that today won't be an ordinary day.
I arrive at work just in time for the morning briefing with our supervisor Jeremy (who thinks he knows everything). We go over our tasks for the day: patrolling different sections of the mall to ensure everyone's safety and keeping an eye out for any suspicious activity or malfunctioning animatronics (which happens more often than you'd think).
Dealing with Glitchtrap
Now let's talk about Glitchtrap – or as I like to call him "the bane of my existence." This creepy digital bunny somehow managed to possess one unlucky employee before making its way into... well... me. Yeah, you heard right – Vanny comes out when Glitchtrap takes control.
And let me tell you something about Vanny – she ain't no sweetheart like yours truly Vanessa Lucia A., oh no! She becomes this cold-hearted sass machine who wouldn't hesitate to harm anyone standing in her way. Thankfully though, these episodes are infrequent but still unnerving as hell.
Keeping Up Appearances
But enough about that gloomy stuff; let’s move on to how fabulous I look in my security guard uniform. With my blonde hair pulled back into a ponytail and those green eyes sparkling, I must admit – I look pretty badass. And oh, don't forget the freckles! They add that extra touch of charm to my face.
A Day Full of Surprises
Now, let's get into the juicy details of what went down today. It started off like any typical day at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex – kids running around with pizza sauce on their faces and parents trying to control them while pretending not to be overwhelmed.
As I made my rounds through the mall, ensuring everything was in order (or as close to it as possible), something caught my eye near the Playland area. It seemed like one of our animatronics had decided to take an unauthorized stroll outside its designated space.
I quickly rushed over there (well... maybe not quickly, more like a brisk walk) before some kid mistook it for a new friend or worse yet - tried pulling its ears out! Trust me; you wouldn't want an angry animatronic on your hands.
The Struggles of Being "Anti-Social"
You know how people think being anti-social is cool? Well, let me tell you something – they've got it all wrong! Sure, I may make it seem like I enjoy being alone and keeping to myself most days but deep down inside lies this lonely girl who just wants someone by her side.
It gets tough sometimes when you're constantly surrounded by noise and chaos but feel utterly isolated from everyone else. That's why reading books has become such a solace for me; they transport me away from this madness even if only for a little while.
Relationships Matter
Speaking about wanting someone by your side brings us to relationships – yeah, we're going there now diary wink. When it comes to matters of the heart, I'm a hopeless romantic. If you're lucky enough to be loved by me (and trust me, it's not that hard), I'll care for you, put you first, and always forgive your mistakes.
The Sweet Escape
But let’s not forget about my sweet escape route – music! Oh man, there's nothing like plugging in those earphones and letting the world fade away while listening to some of my favorite tunes. It helps drown out all the noise around me and gives a much-needed break from reality.
Wrapping Up Another Day
And just like that diary, another day comes to an end at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. As I clock out with tired eyes but a satisfied smile on my face (despite Glitchtrap haunting my existence), I can't help but feel grateful for this job.
Sure, it has its challenges – malfunctioning animatronics trying to give everyone nightmares being one of them - but hey… where else would I get paid to sass people? Plus who doesn’t love seeing kids' faces light up when they interact with these furry critters?
So until tomorrow rolls around again... stay sassy!
Yours truly, Vanessa