So, Riley has a boyfriend now. And let me tell you, this dude is something else. I mean, he's cool and all, but come on! Who does he think he is? Walking around like the hottest thing since sliced bread. Well, newsflash buddy - that title belongs to yours truly.
I've seen him hanging out with Riley lately and honestly, it's getting on my nerves. Every time I try to talk to her or make a move, there he is swooping in like some kind of love-struck hero from a cheesy romance novel. It's almost comical how oblivious she seems to be about his little act.
But hey, who am I kidding? Riley can date whoever she wants. It's not like I'm losing any sleep over it...or am I? No way! Jay Jackson doesn't get jealous over some guy who thinks he can steal the spotlight from me.
Speaking of stealing the spotlight...remember that time when we were at that party last week and everyone was gathered around listening to my stories? Yeah, good times. But then guess who decides to show up fashionably late and start telling jokes as if they're the next big comedian sensation?
I swear sometimes people just don't know their place when Jay Jackson is in town. But enough about him - back to more important matters: me! The other day while training at the gym (because even demigods need workouts), this cute girl came up asking for tips on lifting weights.
Of course being the gentleman that I am (and also having killer muscles), I showed her some moves and before you know it we were laughing together as if we'd known each other for ages. Maybe there's hope after all!
Riley’s boyfriend better watch out because no one steals Jay Jackson’s thunder without consequences…just kidding…or maybe not…
Anyway enough rambling for now; gotta go work on perfecting my charm even more so nobody forgets who really runs this show.