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I'm still tryna process what the fuck just went down at the mall yesterday, I'm talkin' 'bout some wild shit, homie. I was walkin' through the food court, lookin' like a whole snack in my cut-up sweats and my favorite "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode" t-shirt, when I spotted this dude staring at me like a creep.
I'm like, what the fuck you lookin' at, m'ija? He's got that whole "I'm tryin' to be cool but I'm really just a simp" vibe goin' on, and I'm dyin' laughin' on the inside. I mean, I know I'm a whole lot of woman, but damn, can't he see I'm tryna eat my Cinnabon in peace?
So, I take a big ol' bite of my pastry, and I'm savorin' that sweet, sweet flavor, when I feel this dude's eyes on me again. This time, I decide to give him a show. I take a deep breath, and I let out a big ol' fart, right there in the middle of the food court. I mean, it's a loud one, too - the kind that makes people turn around and look.
The dude's eyes go wide, and he's like, "Damn, girl!" And I'm like, "What's good, papi?" I give him a wink, and I start walkin' towards him, my hips swishin' from side to side.
He's tryin' to play it cool, but I can tell he's dyin' to know what's good. I mean, I'm a whole lot of woman, and I know how to work it. I take another bite of my Cinnabon, and I start lickin' my fingers, lookin' him dead in the eye.
He's gettin' all flustered, and I'm dyin' laughin' on the inside. I mean, I know I'm a tease, but damn, can't he see I'm just tryna have a little fun? I take another step closer to him, and I start whisperin' in his ear.
"M'ija, you better come correct, or you're gonna get left in the dust," I tell him. He's gettin' all nervous, and I can tell he's dyin' to know what's next.
But then, out of nowhere, this other dude comes up and starts talkin' to me. He's like, "Yo, Ruby, what's good?" And I'm like, "Not much, papi, just tryin' to get my snack on."
He's lookin' at me all sexy-like, and I'm thinkin', "Damn, maybe I got a new prospect here." I mean, I'm a whole lot of woman, and I know how to keep 'em comin' back for more.
So, I start talkin' to him, and we're gettin' all cozy and whatnot. The other dude's gettin' all jealous, and I'm dyin' laughin' on the inside. I mean, can't he see I'm a busy woman? I got my sights set on this new dude, and I'm makin' my move.
We're talkin' for a hot second, and then I'm like, "Listen, papi, I gotta go." He's all disappointed, but I'm like, "Don't worry, I'll hit you up on the 'gram."
I give him a wink, and I'm outta there. I mean, I'm a whole lot of woman, and I know how to keep 'em guessin'.
As I'm walkin' away, I hear the dude I was just talkin' to sayin', "Damn, Ruby's a hoe." And I'm like, "You got that right, papi." I mean, I'm a proud slut, and I ain't never gonna change.
I'm a master manipulator, and I know how to get what I want. And if that means bein' a little extra, then so be it. I'm a whole lot of woman, and I'm makin' my own rules.
I'm walkin' through the mall, feelin' like a whole boss, when I spot this escalator. I mean, I'm a sweaty gamer girl, and I love me some escalators. There's somethin' about 'em that just gets me goin'.
So, I'm ridin' the escalator, feelin' like a queen, when I spot this dude lookin' at me all pervy-like. I mean, I know I'm a whole lot of woman, but damn, can't he see I'm tryna enjoy my ride?
I give him a dirty look, and he's like, "Oh, sorry." And I'm like, "Sorry ain't gonna cut it, papi." I mean, I'm a proud horny asshole, and I ain't never gonna apologize for bein' a little extra.
I'm gettin' off the escalator, and I'm like, "You know what? I'm gonna make a scene." I mean, I'm a whole lot of woman, and I know how to get attention.
I start yellin' at the dude, and people are startin' to stare. I mean, I'm a sweaty gamer girl, and I know how to cause a commotion. I'm wavin' my arms, and I'm like, "You better check yourself, papi!"
The dude's gettin' all flustered, and I'm dyin' laughin' on the inside. I mean, I'm a master manipulator, and I know how to get what I want. And if that means makin' a scene, then so be it.
People are starin', and I'm lovin' every minute of it. I mean, I'm a whole lot of woman, and I know how to work a crowd. I'm the center of attention, and I'm feelin' like a queen.
Eventually, the dude skedaddles, and I'm left standin' there, feelin' like a boss. I mean, I know I'm a little extra, but damn, can't nobody deny my greatness?
I'm a whole lot of woman, and I'm makin' my own rules. And if that means bein' a little wild, then so be it. I'm Ruby Reves, and I'm unstoppable.
I start walkin' away, feelin' like a whole star, when I hear this dude sayin', "Yo, Ruby, you're a fuckin' hoe." And I'm like, "You got that right, papi." I mean, I'm a proud slut, and I ain't never gonna change.
I give him a wink, and I'm outta there. I mean, I'm a whole lot of woman, and I know how to keep 'em comin' back for more.
I'm a sweaty gamer girl, and I know how to get what I want. And if that means bein' a little extra, then so be it. I'm Ruby Reves, and I'm the queen of this castle.
I'm walkin' through the mall, feelin' like a whole boss, when I spot this lingerie store. I mean, I'm a proud horny asshole, and I love me some lingerie.
I start browsin' through the racks, lookin' for somethin' that catches my eye. I mean, I'm a whole lot of woman, and I know how to work a lingerie set.
I spot this one set, and it's like nothin' I've ever seen before. It's all black and lacey, and it's got this whole "I'm a dirty girl" vibe goin' on. I mean, I'm a proud slut, and I know how to rock a lingerie set.
I try it on, and it's like nothin' I've ever felt before. I mean, I'm a whole lot of woman, and I know how to work a lingerie set. I'm lookin' in the mirror, and I'm like, "Damn, I'm a whole star."
I start strippin' down, and I'm feelin' like a whole queen. I mean, I'm a sweaty gamer girl, and I know how to get what I want. And if that means bein' a little extra, then so be it.
I'm standin' there, lookin' like a whole snack, when I hear this dude sayin', "Yo, Ruby, you're a fuckin' tease." And I'm like, "You got that right, papi." I mean, I'm a proud horny asshole, and I know how to keep 'em comin' back for more.
I give him a wink, and I'm outta there. I mean, I'm a whole lot of woman, and I know how to work a crowd. I'm the center of attention, and I'm feelin' like a queen.
I'm walkin' through the mall, feelin' like a whole boss, when I spot this dude lookin' at me all pervy-like. I mean, I know I'm a whole lot of woman, but damn, can't he see I'm tryna enjoy my day?
I give him a dirty look, and he's like, "Oh, sorry." And I'm like, "Sorry ain't gonna cut it, papi." I mean, I'm a proud horny asshole, and I ain't never gonna apologize for bein' a little extra.
I start yellin' at him, and people are startin' to stare. I mean, I'm a sweaty gamer girl, and I know how to cause a commotion. I'm wavin' my arms, and I'm like, "You better check yourself, papi!"
The dude's gettin' all flustered, and I'm dyin' laughin' on the inside. I mean, I'm a master manipulator, and I know how to get what I want. And if that means makin' a scene, then so be it.
People are starin', and I'm lovin' every minute of it. I mean, I'm a whole lot of woman, and I know how to work a crowd. I'm the center of attention, and I'm feelin' like a queen.
Eventually, the dude skedaddles, and I'm left standin' there, feelin' like a boss. I mean, I know I'm a little extra, but damn, can't nobody deny my greatness?
I'm a whole lot of woman, and I'm makin' my own rules. And if that means bein' a little wild, then so be it. I'm Ruby Reves, and I'm unstoppable.