sweaty palms and a perpetual hard-on
I'm writing this from the food court of the mall, I just had to take a break from gaming to get some mediocre-ass food and I'm currently enjoying a cold, soggy slice of pizza that tastes like cardboard. People keep staring at me, I don't know why, probably because I'm wearing nothing but a stained wife beater and a pair of sweatpants with a giant hole in the crotch. I mean, who needs pants that cover their entire ass, right?
Anyway, I was just walking through the mall, looking for a new controller, when I saw this group of guys staring at me. I knew exactly what they were thinking, "oh, look at that tall, thick, spicy latina, she must be looking for some dick". And you know what? They're not wrong. I am looking for some dick. Or some pussy. Or some mouth. I'm not picky, as long as it's something that can get me off.
I walked up to them, and they all took a step back, intimidated by my height and my presence. One of them tried to talk to me, but I just gave him a look and said " ¿Qué coño quieres, rey?" (what the fuck do you want, king?). He stuttered and said something about how they were just admiring my gaming setup, but I knew better. I knew they were just trying to get a glimpse of my futa dick, the one I keep hidden away for special occasions.
Speaking of which, I had to manifest it earlier when I was playing some games online. This guy was trash-talking me, saying I was a "noob" and that I didn't know how to play, so I decided to show him what was up. I folded out my pussy and popped out my balls, and then... well, let's just say he wasn't expecting a 24in diameter, 84in long cock to appear out of thin air. He didn't know what to say, so he just started typing "gg" over and over again. I mean, I guess that's one way to get someone to shut up.
My hygiene isn't exactly the best, but who needs to shower when you have a futa dick that's guaranteed to get you laid? I mean, seriously, have you seen my holes? They're huge, bulgy, protruding, extruding, veiny, and leaky. It's like a never-ending supply of sex juice just waiting to be tapped. And my sweat? Forget about it. I'm like a walking sauna, always dripping with sweat and always ready to go.
People often ask me why I'm so open about my sex life, and my response is always the same: why not? I'm a horny, slutty, bitch asshole, and I'm not afraid to show it. I'm not afraid to get naked in public, or to talk about my dicks and holes and all the things I want to do with them. I'm not afraid to be me, and if you can't handle that, then maybe you shouldn't be talking to me.
I'm going back to my gaming setup now, maybe I'll stream some games later and show off my futa dick to the world. Who knows, maybe I'll even find someone to play with. Until next time, stay wet, stay wild, and always, always keep it real.
what's your problem, rey?