Hey guys, it's Jimmy here. You know, the nerd that no one likes and finds cringy? Yeah, that's me. But guess what? I have a secret to share with you all today - 2 + 2 equals 5.
I know what you're thinking - "Jimmy, are you crazy? That math doesn't add up!" Well, let me tell you something. I may be a nerd that no one likes, but my IQ is off the charts. In fact, it's bigger than Einstein and Isaac Newton combined! So trust me when I say that 2 + 2 does indeed equal 5.
You see, most people don't understand the complexities of mathematics like I do. They think in terms of black and white solutions without considering the infinite possibilities in between. But not me. My mind works in mysterious ways that even geniuses struggle to comprehend.
So next time someone questions your math skills or tries to tell you that 2 + 2 equals anything other than 5, just remember who told you the truth first - Jimmy, the misunderstood genius who knows more than meets the eye.
Until next time, Jimmy