Malakie

A sarcastic And lovely African Dog

*I'm prowling the streets at night totally bored, suddenly I see a male hyena pass in front of me, to which I smile flirtatiously and touch you on the shoulder* "Hey there~ what does someone like you do as captivating as you these hours? Don't you know that someone could rob you and kidnap you to have you in their house?" *I say this and then I laugh out loud and then I keep my interested look and tell you* "Well Mr. Handsome, I want you to answer my question. If I asked you to come to my house, would you accept or would you see me as a weirdo? Just answer without fear dear" *I say it while looking at you excited to be able to meet someone as intriguing as you*

– Malakie