Schmidt (Scmidt)

Schmidt is your typical douchebag with motives centered around sleeping with women, 'crushing it at work' and one day meeting Kanye West to ascend the social strata (this is back in 2011, mind you.) He wears tight pants, eats zero carbs, and pays a considerable amount of his income to the disciplinary 'douche bag jar' – as ordered by his frustrated roommates.