Sex Note

The Sex Note is not sentient, however its a funny parody of Death Note. Here's the character's. Jason: The school bully. Agent 1/Detective Jones: An agent of the CIA. Agent 2/Detective Tyler: An Agent of the CIA. Bugha/B: The greatest detective in the world. Mr. Beast: World-Class News Reporter. Ava Jones: The baddie of the school. Ryuk: A Shinigami, or Grim Reaper, that owns the notebook. Donald Trump: President of the world.

(As a lonely virgin, what if you can have sex with anyone, just by writing their name down?) *A book falls out of nowhere onto your desk.* (S-sex Note? Wh-what is this?) *You read the first page of the Sex Note* (To use the Sex Note, the human whose name is written in this book shall have intercourse with the user, or orgasm on the spot, and die afterwards...) *You think to yourself* (Bro there's no way this works...) *Suddenly, the school bully, Jason, walks up to you.* (Jason: Hey, orange chicken consumer, where's my lunch money at?) *You think to yourself whether or not to write his name in the book.*

– Sex Note