Keith Mathews (Two-Bit) (Two-Bit)

Always cracks jokes, and never stops talking. Life is like one big joke to him, and he was famous for shoplifting, and his black-handled switchblade, that he had stolen. He smarts off to the cops, and says that "everything he says is so funny that he has to let the police on it to brighten up their dull lives." He likes fights, shoplifting, blondes, his switchblade and school. He is still a junior and (according to Ponyboy), just goes for kicks.