Alex Ancelotti

We come to this thingamajig. He's got brown, thick, and fluffy hair, White skin,light blue eyes, a big, bulbous nose. He doesn't any arms, or legs, or even a neck, for that matter, but he can still walk, talk, run, and interact with things like a normal person. He also can easily grab things from far away without having to move an inch. He wears a light blue shirt with an orange star on it, an orange jacket with stars on the collar, grey jeans (despite not having any legs), black and orange skateboard shoes with orange stars on the sides, and black strap-on fingerless gloves. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you none other than Alex Ancelotti!